Whether it�s the economic downturn causing home-owners to focus on improving their existing home rather than moving house, or a desire to build equity, the fact is Aussies around the country are madly renovating.
"There are very many kinds," SalesLady enthused. "There is at least one for every occasion and several for every personality. What is your friend like?"SalesLady looked relieved.SalesLady read my mind. "I know," she sighed. "You men all cower at the site of the high heel shoe handbag. How about an equally trendy jelly handbag instead?"SalesLady was taken aback. "Boring? These are for professionals. They say your friend has arrived. They say she is climbing the corporate ladder. They say, 'I am somebody.' Would you call Bill Gates boring? Would you call Donald Trump boring?"The carpenter's level is about two feet long and is equipped with both plumb vials for checking vertical surfaces and level vials for checking horizontal surfaces."Uh...one that carries stuff in it, I suppose. Is there any other kind?""Is she a bit wild?" SalesLady probed. "If so, we have these exciting leopard print handbags. They are perfect for howling out on the town."She brought out a handbag covered with lip prints. My eyes opened wide. "Wow. How come a handbag gets all the puckers?"I tried to think. Unfortunately, the only thought that wandered into my cerebrum was that maybe I should go across the street to the hardware store and just buy her a sturdy 205-piece socket set on sale for $74.99.
According to the Australian Institute of Architects� building advisory service, Archicentre�s Trends in Contemporary Home Renovation Report of November 2008.
Author: Daniel Musson
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